Does this sound familiar. Nothing seems to have changed much since 1865.
“Why,” said the Dodo, “the best way to explain it is to do it.” First it marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle, and then all the party were placed along the course, here and there. There was no “One, two, three and away!” but they began running when they liked and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so and were quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out, “The race is over!” and they all crowded ’round it, panting and asking, “But who has won?”
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland—Lewis Carroll.
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